After eating a nice picnic lunch we stopped in front of the restrooms for a potty break. The scene: picnic tables to the west, restrooms to the north, zoo gift shop down a gentle slope to the south, an information station to the east and us smack in the middle (on top of the hill). Maggie and I are ferrying children in between the bathrooms and strollers...OK.
We get everyone pottied and are looking at the map to plan our afternoon attack when I see Emry in the corner of my eye jetting towards a vacated stroller that is near by. In my mind I'm thinking "she's fine, it's just one of those zoo rental strollers, so she's not bothering anyone". Simultaneously, my eyes are watching the stroller move as she wiggles and plays inside and it slowly starts to turn and roll down the hill towards the open doors of the zoo gift shop! My sister and I must have made the connection at the same time...which was too late to do anything about. So after surveying the scene, registering in my mind that she's not going to really get hurt too bad and realizing that I can't make it to her in time, we just start laughing and are doubled over as I yell, "Emry, Hang On!" Down the slope she goes, missing the shop entrance by inches, bashing into the door. I get to her almost at the same moment and everyone was just staring at me with those "what kind of a mother are you eyes". I didn't even care. I was just laughing and thinking, "Oh, if you only knew what kind of kid she was, you'd be laughing too!"
3 comments:
Millie,
You just make me laugh when I read your stories about your kids. I can relate and so it just is entertaining to know that it happens to others too!
Wish I had been there with you guys. I bet Hugo wishes he had been also.
Your so good to just laugh at the whole thing! What a cute little stink!
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